I ♥ Amman

His holiness president Bush will be in Jordan next Wednesday!
This will be the day of days! Rejoice Jordan.

Anyways, he'll be meeting the Iraqi prime minister, as Amman has become Baghdad II ,you know where oil-rich and ridiculously poor Iraqis live and dwell, where hearing someone speaking in a Jordanian accent in malls seems weird. The very same Amman where Jordanians can't afford buying a house or a land anymore, you know, where Khubez Hammam is now called Sammoun, and Shawerma is called Laffat (abu al gas or something).

You are always welcomed in Jordan, we should hang out together, we'll have some Abu Abed's coffee in Abdoun's waste land near your embassy, I know this Abbadi dude he makes the best coffee in town while listening to some kick ass Beduin music, we'll "Nshallef" when a police patrol passes by, we'll discuss some politics, gossip a little about JP citizens (we could make our list of "blogs of evil"), talk about the 49ers' last game and their Frank Gore dude, we'll go Deheyeh dancing I know you love folkloric shi.t , we'll look together for the missing W.M.D I'm pretty sure they are in Souq AL-Harameyeh (The Thieves's Souq), we could check out that commie restaurant/coffee shop that opened in Wast Balad, I'll teach you some of the streets lingo and customs, like horking from your car window while doing 100 mph, bombarding all bypassing girls with (eesh ya 7elu, eesh hal azrag), we'll have great time, I promise you. We'll make prank calls to al Wakeel.
We'll settle some unfinished buisness with zu3ran Sagf el seel, so we'll become Jordan's #1 Dawaween.

PS: Yeah, could you please bring some American cigarettes? We'll sell those at the traffic light (I'll tell you more about this when you arrive), people here "luve" smuggled American cigarettes, be careful don't let the customs guys in the airport catch you.

When Air Force One touches down, e3mali missed call,mashi? I'll be waiting for you at terminal 4.